Children of the Corn

Katie and special guest/sister-in-spirit Julie re-watch the movie that scared us all as kids: Children of the Corn! It's a movie all about how if you're dating a jerk named Burt, you will absolutely end up choosing to deal with the Kid Nation corn cult kids instead. Come along as we meet those little rapscallions who all agreed to murder their elders so they could worship corn! The children are led by Isaac, a guy with a wicked hat who would steal the show on an Andy Cohen reunion show. His right hand child/man is Malachai, a guy who is definitely over 19 but all the other kids seem to have just let that slide cause well, he's the tallest. When Vicky and Burt, a couple with no self-preservation skills, head into town the corn kids get their world rocked and their religion burned to the ground - literally! We've got death, cults, psychic children, and corn... Lots and lots of corn. Released in 1984, it was based on a short story (yeah we could tell) by horror master himself: Stephen King!